UNLESS THEY GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (YES YES, WE'RE FEELIN' IT, THEY'RE GONNA FEEL IT, WE'RE KILLIN' IT! Live a life of love! The man next to me is the one I want. AND Im from New Jersey! Oh my god! You died together. ADAM: I didnt think it was that weak! Very good energy. Thats the rule. Beetlejuice Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. BARBARA: Thats so strange, Its not hot. Its the last day of their entire lives and this is what theyre talking about! That never happens. But I swear to you, we will. I gotta keep these two lovebirds here, with me so they can haunt their house Ahh! Its time for Americas favorite game show! The main Characters of Beetlejuice: The Musical appear in a room and are given the chance to watch a musical all about themselves ~ I own nothing ~ Completed . CHARLES: On behalf of Delia and myself, I'd just like to say, ALL (but LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WANNA GO HOME. Wheres your handbook? BEETLEJUICE: Why does everyone KEEP LEAVING ME! JUNO: Oh, look at you! Netherworld. BEETLEJUICE: There you go, kid. I love it! What if shes possessed? [speaks in Lydia's voice] Beetlejuice: I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. Today, we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz. Beetlejuice DC Script - Free download as PDF File (.pdf), Text File (.txt) or read online for free. Lydia is injured at work but the Ghost with the Most decides it's his job to take care of her which starts to bring Adam and Charles around on the terribly suited relationship. Climb onto something! Shes a demon, and she doesnt get me. LYDIA: Wow, this is going to be such an interesting night! LYDIA: We made a good team! ADAM: I dont mean her, I mean her family. Theres a Toblerone, a bath bomb, a book youre never going to read. I am utterly alone." -Lydia Deetz. Were going to change that (rings triangle.) Im going to suck your ghostinto it and trap it there forever!. Except her. Girl, just say it three times in a row. Its like a nursing home for sad cats. But it seems that Teeter is not content with just wowing audiences on stage. MAXINE: OH STOP! Beetlejuice- wedding scene by beetlejuice - Karaoke Lyrics on Smule. Welcome! If this house is haunted, then that means mom might still be back at our old house! Im always prepared. (a beat.) Smash. ), THEY'LL NEVER GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES. See that tiny little house up there? Some things work better in the movie, some work better in the musical. DELIA: Lydia, we talked about this sad, saddy, sadness stuff, yeah? Hi, boys! "Spirit" in Fantasy Monologues for Young Actors . I have a chance to see her again, please! Oh, Adam, were just getting started! Lydia: i can't change anything. Its about love! And you wont even say her name. LYDIA: It could be both. Did you think I wasnt coming back? The Maitlands and Beetlejuice, Lydia thinks, can bring her to the netherworld to see her mother once more. JUNO: STOP! AGHHHH! Antics ensue. Step right up and lets play a game that I like to call RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!. LYDIA: Recently Deceased. Take care of them. So, goodbye. CHARLES: A BEAUTIFUL BUNCH OF RIPE BANANA, ALL: LIFT SIX FOOT, SEVEN FOOT, EIGHT FOOT BUNCH, CHARLES: Maxie! CHARLES: No, shes still too fragile. Thats a neat trick. BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah right! Goes to the door. Adam, youre boring. Beetlejuice the Musical - Prologue: Invisible Lyrics "Prologue: Invisible" is a song performed by Sophia Anne Caruso (Lydia) from the musical Beetlejuice. With a lovely family inside. ADAM: (as if hes possessed.) Source: www.enca.com. . LYDIA: WAY BACK WHEN I WAS JUST TEN SIMPLE AND SWEET, EVERYWHERE, FELLAS WOULD STARE OUT ON THE STREET, LYDIA: NOW ONE OF 'EM LOVES ME, WANTS TO BE MINE, LYDIA: MY CREEPY OLD GUY, MY CREEPY OLD GUY, BARBARA/DELIA: GIRLS MAY SEEM DISGUSTED, BUT WE'RE ACTUALLY JUST SHY, BEETLEJUICE: I AM OLDER, BUT I'M GLAD I WAITED, ALL: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY. LYDIA: But were moving forward!, right? L: I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. Well its a lot bigger on the inside! Beetlejuice is a musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King.It is based on the 1988 film of the same name.The story concerns a deceased couple who try to haunt the new inhabitants of their former home and call for help from a devious bio-exorcist ghost named Betelgeuse (after the star; the name is pronounced and often spelled "Beetlejuice"), who is . Based on the 1988 film starring Michael Keaton, the musical tells the story of Lydia Deetz, an offbeat teenager whose life changes when her family moves into a home inhabited by a recently . DELIA: I dont understand! LYDIA YOU GIVE ME THAT! Im gonna need some help! /Say my name/. We can't start a family in a house with creaky floorboards! No! Youll have to open the door to find out. You see, the living ignore the dead. We want to help you! BEETLEJUICE: Uh, wait what? (a beat.) Mr. Having lost her. LYDIA: Dad, how long do we have to stay here? Were not like you! *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. BARBARA: SURE, THE GROOM CRAWLED OUT OF A TOMB, BARBARA/DELIA: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, I WANNA SEE A TEAR IN EVERY EYE AS I PASS BY, I KNOW THAT ON THE OUTSIDE HE'S DISGUSTING, BUT I KNOW THAT THIS TIME, I'M MAKIN' IT RIGHT, ALL: HERE COMES THE BRIDE HERE COMES THE BRIDE, I CAN'T BELIEVE SOME CULTURES THINK THIS KIND OF THING'S ALRIGHT, LYDIA: MY CREEPY OLD GUY MY CREEPY OLD GUY. And they have scorpions for teeth! And Im still here! What does that mean? ", AND SHE'LL BE LIKE "OH, NOTHIN' JUST RUNNING THE WORLD.". Sometimes puppet shows are sad. I don't even like pottery! I'm so glad you changed your mind. BARBARA: And Lydia, she cant live like this! But, its worth it. Cmon. (more chase.) I'M GONNA MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME, I'LL MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME (MAKE HIM SAY YOUR NAME). (DELIA and CHARLES make out on the table.). I am utterly alone. A ballad already? Wow, are those birds? Okay, chapter one. To the dead. I can bring your daddy so much pain. Im just saying its not stupid. invisible nd you can change all of that. I was in a sweat lodge. (softly.) Yeah. All I want is for someone, anyone to look my way and say Hey. Im sorry I just couldnt help myself. I have something to say. Gonna go on a little vision quest, find my dad. Pigs cant climb! Where the contestants suck and the host is very angry, because his plan to become alive just went balls up! I might have to get a little nasty. I hid it in case that dancing football player caught me. ~ You had met Lydia Deetz online on social media, and found out that she was moving into your town. Ooohh? Thats your answer for everything! LYDIA: Yeah, me too. And Lydia, I think Ill miss you most of all. For we do not walk alone." LYDIA: YOU'RE INVISIBLE WHEN YOU'RE SAD CLOCKS . Betelgeuse , Beetlejuice. This guy knows what Im talking about, I gotta get out of here! BARBARA: Ill make a (a beat.) Lets chop off his head. BARBARA: I think so! Started asking myself the big questions like why are our bodies still in the basement? Beetlejuice is a stage musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King. Own that. Wait! And life is the only way out! So. LYDIA: I cant open it. They can never take it away! BEETLEJUICE: Well, it doesnt matter if you say it Adam, THEY HAVE TO BE ALIVE! We used to live here. And you won't believe how far I'll go. Why dont you and I clear out all that old junk in the attic, and build you a dark room! Those people just died, and you guys are clapping! DELIA: Why say doubt, when you can stop at do. LYDIA: You know what? Puppet show!! LYDIA: Beetlejuice, dont you get it? I designed it to reflect wealth, sophistication, and above all-. ONE DAY YOU MAY WAKE UP ALONE, DELIA: 'CAUSE YOUR HUSBAND AND HIS BOYFRIEND BOUGHT A BOAT AND THEN THEY SAILED AWAY TO ROME, DELIA: SO YOU CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP IN DEEP DESPAIR, TALKIN' TO THE WALLS 'CAUSE THERE'S NO ONE THERE, 'CAUSE THAT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE TO HAVE A FAMILY, THAT YOUR AGING ASS WILL HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT , A LITTLE "I AM STILL YOUNG!!!" Now lets hurry up and leave this god forsaken house. These are the biggest changes that . Please, forgive me! EVEN, LIKE, A TAX ATTORNEY WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER, SOMEBODY WITH GRAVITAS SOMEBODY TO FEAR WHO, ADAM: Excuse me, Mr. Beetlejuice we can kind of hear you. BEETLEJUICE: Oh, Babs, I would LOVE that. DELIA: Doubt. CHARLES: Dont say that. IM ALIVE! CHARLES: Youre right. But the two of you can. Do the research! Tagged: Rhymes, Juice, Loose. ADAM: You away from her! Give me just one more BEETLEJUICE: It's showtime! I thought she was terrifying, but nobody knew who she was. it is my job to help transfer you out of the overwhelming emotional life, and into the blissful numbness and soothing solitude that awaits you in the infinite abyss of nothingness that is the Netherworld. Now after you scare them, while theyre still quaking in terror, you make them say this! Rule number two: every new ghost gets a tote bag! BEETLEJUICE: Why do you gotta be so hard on me, Mom? You! No he wont, youll just be dead. For this list, we'll be looking at the choreography and dance sequences from films spanning between 1980 to 1989 that define this era and the dance genre. BEETLEJUICE: THAT IS THE SOUND, OF CLEAN, WHITE, SHORTS TURNING BROWN, LYDIA: THE SOUND OF A SCREAM, IS MUSIC TO ME, A SOUND THAT SAYS FIFTEEN YEARS FULL-TIME THERAPY, BEETLEJUICE: TRAUMA AND FEAR, IT SINGS IN MY EAR, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE AROUND, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. You are tougher than you look. ADAM: What is that? OTHO: Then lets get to it! Say Chuck, didnt you used to have a daughter? JUNO: Oh, Lawrence, that was beautiful. In the video, Baldwin recalls the one thing that gave him hope about the film was the performance of his co-star, Michael Keaton, whom he describes as a "comedy Annie Oakley.". After everything Ive done for her. Step 4: Select a monologue. DELIA: Otho, I noticed that the Soulbox is both glowing and making a noise. You are the sun. Hes my white whale. frowns at the MUSIC. Put er there! LYDIA: Perhaps thats because I myself, am strange and unusual. LYDIA: Then Ill find a way to do it myself. Lady, you're forgetting something! AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO PROCESS MY ANGER BECAUSE AS A SOCIETY WE DONT TEACH MEN HOW TO PROCESS THEIR ANGER, SO MAYBE ILL JUST TRYMURDER! LYDIA: What's goin' on, Delia? Except, this one year we tried to do a classic horror theme. And if not, we're adding more every week so if you don't see one you like, keep checking back! YES! BEETLEJUICE: That is a sandworm. Prologue: Invisible - Lydia 2. BEETLEJUICE: Looks like we're not invisible anymore! DELIA: Nope! I never said-, LYDIA: You never say ANYTHING! BEETLEJUICE: DON'T YOU WANNA SEE DAD SUFFER? OTHO: Its Kevin! CHARLES: Hey! I orbit. Hey Lydia, check this out Dance break! LYDIA: Yeah. ADAM: Oh! ADAM: The electoral college! BEETLEJUICE: No, she did! Love is love. Im here to find my-, MISS ARGENTINA: Girl! BEETLEJUICE: The people who bought your house! What if Lydias in my head right now? This. I mean, no I have an idea, how about instead of impaling yourself on that birdbath, you uh, I dont know, say my name three times. Its either me or the booze. And shed be like Well, then I choosethe booze. The point is, we just got rid of your dad, and we were having SO much fun together! And Ill admit. Lets save Lydia and get the hell out of here. (ADAM and BARBARA scream as BARBARAs hand is on fire.). MAXIE DEAN: Im rich. ADAM: Again, we do not want to kill anyone! Fuck Brigadoon. close. Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. Do you want some lunch? ; Establishing Character Moment: Adam and the spider. Then you will know that I am no longer . You have sealed my fate with your betrayal. Beetle..(bj covers her mouth) BJ: She's a little nervous. Hold on! Dont you wanna get these people out of your house? BEETLEJUICE: Thats it! And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff. Make them think that theyre in control! About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . BEETLEJUICE: I KNOW THAT BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS, THE MAITLANDS, CHOIR: BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE. Im invisible. Im gonna find my mom! Dad, theres ghosts here. Can I bring her back? For we do not walk alone., GROWN UPS WANT TO FIX THINGS, WHEN THEY CANT, IT ONLY FILLS THEM WITH SHAME, IS IT BEING GREEDY TO NEED SOMEBODY TO SEE ME AND SAY MY NAME. Its the perfect weapon to help you vanquish your ghost. BEETLEJUICE: Well, yeah, because youre not recently deceased. CHARLES: About that I thought that after everything weve been through Well, I just thought that both of us could use a fresh start. Were going to play a little game! Now, go on girl, get out of here, you know youre free, go on, get out of here. BEETLEJUICE: WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE 'EM GO CRAZY, 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT SOME EVIL DEEP DOWN INSIDE YOU, YOU'VE GOTTA WORK GOTTA HAUNT TILL IT HURTS THROUGH THE NIGHT, AND GIVE THOSE GUYS THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES. But, if youre going to live like a ghost, you have to follow the rules. AGHHHH, ADAM: HOLD ON ONE DAMN MINUTE! (doorbell rings.) You said no Ink Spots on this vacation! Welcome to our model home. BEETLEJUICE (THE MAITLANDS): SCREW THEIR PHONES! New productions headed our way include "Six," the musical that turns the six wives of Henry VIII into pop icons; "Beetlejuice," the musical spin on Tim Burton's 1988 film starring . I wish I was still alive, I WAS DRIVING LAMBORGHINIS SIPPING SUPER-DRY MARTINIS, AN UNHAPPY BEAUTY QUEEN WHO DREAMED TO BE MISS ARGENTINA, I WOULD'VE STUCK IT OUT KNOWING WHAT LIFE'S ABOUT, I WOULD HAVE LOOKED WITHIN AND LET LOVE IN SOMEHOW, SEE A SHRINK CALL A PRIEST ASK THE RECENTLY DECEASED, DEATH IS FINAL AND YOU CANNOT PRESS REWIND, SKYDIVER: DON'T JUMP WHEN THE LIGHT IS RED, TOASTER LADY: TOASTERS SHOULD BE USED FOR BREAD, FOOTBALL PLAYER: NIETZSCHE WAS RIGHT, Y'KNOW, TO LIVE IS TO SUFFER, BRO, I WOULD'VE LAUGHED AND DANCED AND LANCED EVERY SACRED COW, 'CAUSE LIFE IS SHORT BUT DEATH IS SUPER LONG, MISS ARGENTINA: IF I KNEW THEN (IF I KNEW), ALL: I WOULD'VE CROSSED EVERY LINE AND DRANK ALL THE WINE, I WOULD RIDE THE HIGHS AND CHERISH THE LOWS, GOING, IT'S A QUICK TRICK 'ROUND THE RODEO, MISS ARGENTINA: SO BEFORE THEY LOWER THE CURTAIN, BE CERTAIN TO ENJOY THE SHOW, ENSEMBLE: LIFE IS SHORT BUT DEATH IS LONG HERE, ONE MINUTE THEN IT'S GONE. Beetlejuice is ruder, raunchier and frankly, more repellent than ever in this original musical based on Tim Burton's wonderfully demented film. Thats why Im doing this. And they eat ghosts. AND THE UNIVERSE WILL BE LIKE "I KNOW! But Lydia, you cant live like this! OTHO: Delia! Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" IT'S SHOWTIME! SPIN! BARBARA: WE'LL RATTLE CHAINS AND I DON'T KNOW! ADAM: Oh god! BARBARA: That needy pervert was right. Hiya mom! BEETLEJUICES: ALL WE WANNA DO IS HEAR THAT SOUND. Now you remember what my guru Otho says! LYDIA: A SOUND THAT MEANS NO MORE CONDESCENDING ADULTS HANGING AROUND, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: EACH WAIL AND EACH MOAN. The dead lead lives of noisy desperation in "Beetlejuice," the absolutely exhausting new musical that opened on Thursday at the Winter Garden Theater. We are father, daughter, and Delia. Ive never felt this before. Shade Maternal, Fate Infernal. DELIA: Its like my guru Otho always says, If you dont take a chance, you dont have a chance, because you didnt take it!. OTHO: Let me say it (dramatically) DEATH! we have to go home! I- Im your father. ADAM: Well, hey I do not see any cops around here! Everyone can see me now, but if I were alive, I could get out of the house, meet my kind of people. Thats why youre stuck in the attic! By the time you read this, I will be gone, having jumped off . I can bring your daddy so much pain. Beetlejuice is a musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King. 123! Stripey Ghost Man? LYDIA: Okay. Barbara, its like one of our classes! Dont, DONT text me in the middle of the night saying U up? because guess what? Do you remember what I said? It will play its final show at the Marquis Theater on Jan. 8, 2023. What are you talking about. ", YOUR DADDY SHOULD BE LEAVIN' AND YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, SO, LYDIA, DON'T END YOURSELF DEFEND YOURSELF, GO AHEAD AND JUMP BUT THAT WON'T STOP HIM, I'M ON THE BENCH, BUT COACH JUST PUT ME IN THE GAME. 1."I am alone. DELIA: Charles, maybe we should just tell her about us. However, there was no reasoning with the spirit, but Adam and Barbara had a slight advantage in the fact that they weren't stuck in Adam's miniature town. One minute youre on top of the world, and the next minute, you feel like no one will ever love you This guy knows what Im talking about! LYDIA: Well, Im not going with them! Start reading. Beetlejuice truly hits me in a special part of my heart. Can everybody see me? (Smokes.) And the people who live there, Ive been watching them for a while. BARBARA: Excuse me, this is all happening very fast, we just died and now youre here, and now theyre here and-. And now, finally theyre about to die! Beetlejuice : I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. Im going to find mom! ADAM: Barbara, run! It CLICKS OFF. CHARLES:Yes, but we have to move forward! Like a gay republican! Theyre queens! YES I DO! Now normally, I would use a plumbline for this, but Im not too shabby with a freehand. BEETLEJUICE: Back off, Mom! DELIA: Black reminds me of a funeral! ITS ALMOST A GIVEN THAT I WILL ALL SOON BE ALIVE. (goes to kiss him, but gags.). LYDIA: I have a mother! LYDIA: I want you to stay. Scripture tells us, Sorrow not. (closes door.) OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH. Lydia stopped short in the doorway, then began to laugh. LYDIA: I dont know! Theyre in the room with us. New York, NY, Accessibility Statement Terms Privacy |StageAgent 2020. ADAM: Lydia, we're so sorry! Were still together. Again. I am the once and forever, Miss Argentina! My name is Lydia Deetz. Ill just ask Adam and Barbara. CHARLES: And, she wanted my blessing. And its not fair, you know? The full DC BJ script But you can. LYDIA: Adam, Barbara? Sucks-Yes! . (BEETLEJUICE bursts in on the Sandworm.). Leave this house! ADAM: So, crazy story. 119. See? 24m. AH AH AH AH!). Well Im warning you because I got millions of em. Cuz, shed love this! BEETLEJUICE: Woah! ADAM: I have an idea! We used to make the haunted houses in the garage, but, in the summer so no one expected it. Im sorry everybody. DELIA: I dont see race. Maybe nothing has to change. Oh, speaking of luggage, have you met my fourth wife? Just put me in . Now, we have two days to transform this old house into the flagship model home of my new gated community. We invisibles have to stick together! Unless, are you horribly disfigured? We cant just stay in the attic! I don't know what just happened. YAAAH. Not answering! BEETLEJUICE: Hey! This book is dangerous! Yes, I love that man of mine. And you dont exist. BEETLEJUICE: Adam (dramatic pause.) CHARLES: What? I WANT SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN, OR IM DONE TAKE ME WHERE MY SOUL CAN RUN, OR ILL BE IN MY BEDROOM WAKE ME WHEN IM TWENTY-ONE, WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE HIM SAY YOUR NAME. Delia? howd you get her to marry you? Because of her, I got to live, briefly, very briefly, and can I just say something? Scripture tells us, "Sorrow not. Not gonna do that. Bu AND ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SAY MY NAME THREE TIMES. It's just like you said, you dont always get it, but youre a part of it. TELL MY STORYYYYYY! Get the shrimp! LYDIA: Dad came back for me? That was an old Scandinavian folk song. BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah. Careful Charles! Ive already been to hell and back. Thats what I want too. CHARLES: Lydia, you have moped around for months, dressed in black, obsessing about death! OTHO: I dont know. COMPANY: GOD, I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A SHOW ABOUT DEATH! BARBARA: Well, whatd you expect? CHARLES: I just have to get the chalk. Ooh, ooh, somebody's at the door; alright, Let's make some more people scream! Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" Based on Tim Burton's blockbuster film of the same name, this animated show features Beetlejuice, the wild "ghost with the most" from the "Neitherworld" and his mortal best friend Lydia Deetz, a young, perky goth girl attending a private school in a sleepy little Connecticut town. Wheres Lydia? Welcome, welcome, welcome! Im not comfortable withfeelingsyou know that. Barbara! I'm on the bench, but Coach. I'm talkin' jump-scares, the jerky Japanese ghost-walk. And now this is what you get. DELIA: The b is silent, but it still stings. Anthony King Guy talk howd you do it? I thought these were twin sheets! Weve already said it a bunch of times! But you wanted your mommy. Oo! CHARLES: My god, woman. **Beetlejuice: The Musical has ended its Broadway run, but is currently touring nationally. You old swaddler! CHARLES: HELLO! Why would anyone wanna spend more time with their mother? And that makes me feel oh god, I actually feel! ALL: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY! Everyone here would go back if they could! ANY GHOST CAN DO THAT IN LESS THAN ONE LESSON. JUNO: Anyone whose ever died is in there. Im a part of this too! Once he realizes this house is haunted, well have to leave! BEETLEJUICE: Oh, I don't live here, I'm dead! Here you got a solid plan B option. Lets get that book open. GIRL SCOUT: THIS IS IT THE DAY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, WISHING, HOPING, WORKING, AND PRAYING FOR, THE DAY MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN DELAYING FOR YEARS, IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT THAT THEY'RE OVERPROTECTIVE, I WAS BORN WITH ARRHYTHMIA MY HEART IS DEFECTIVE, ONLY TAKES ONE SHOCK AND I COULD BE DEAD FROM THE FEAR, THE GIRL SCOUTS HELPED MY HEART GROW STRONG, THEY'D HAVE MY BACK IF ANYTHING WENT WRONG WITH ME, DISTRACT ME FROM THE FACT THAT MY HEART COULD STOP. Beetlejuice (v.o) (laughs to himself) you are a naughty man. Welcome to the family, son. From A Chorus Line to You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown, we've got plenty of monologues from musicals to choose from! SEQUEL (air horn.) I hope theres a dead therapist somewhere that can give him the help he needs. These ghosts are gonna make us a fortune! Okay, I see what you did there. ADAM: And your dad has made some big mistakes with the interior design! CHARLES: Damnit! So if you wanna save Barbara, then I need you to marry me! I'LL MAKE THE BEST OF BEING FLESH AND BONE, BEETLEJUICE: Thats right! Where do books go when they die? Well, I dont know, book. Well, Bye! ADAM: Oh, dont worry, Im gonna have this crib ready before that baby gets here! We couldve been such a great team. You dont recognize me? All I have to do is convince Lydia to marry me. We did find that out. There are people downstairs. Barbara, the pig! Second row, right there! Then I guess theres no rush! She scratches that out. DELIA: (Ringing Triangle.) MONSTER BEETLEJUICE: We come for your daughter, Chuck! BARBARA: It was SO hard! . CHARLES: LOOK AT ME! Where is that damned exorcist? CHARLES: Oh yes, Lydia, she uh, Im afraid she wont be joining us. But I (a beat.) BEETLEJUICE: Babs, I get it, I totally get it, but the two of you are special. He is so mean to me! BARBARA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? Fool your friends! LYDIA: Hey dad? An infinite abyss of nothing! Up the stairs! JUNO: My name is Juno! LYDIA: Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with. . THIS IS GONNA BE SO GOOD! Jesus Christ, why do you gotta be so sexy? JUNO: YOU! It is only when Lydia figures this out that she enters the stage of Acceptance, the final stage of the Kbler-Ross Grief Cycle (Gregory, 2021; Rogers, 2021). (a beat.) Its finally time for you two to go to the Netherworld! This . Never change! ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY-O! Lydia, I know you wont let me down. BEETLEJUICE: AHH YOU FOOLED ME WITH LOVE! Strangers. Suggested Audition Pieces Auditioning for Lydia? ), THEY GOTTA GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (WE'RE SCARY, VERY VERY SCARY! Lets draw the door. Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual. I asked you to send me a sign. ADAM: Do you mean us? Which does not come easy. LYDIA: What are you talking about? CHARLES: I am very good at sex. Check it out, Lydia! Thats the problem! C'MON, DROP YOUR PANTIES I'M TRYING TO FILL YA, WITH WISDOM AND SKILL AND THE INSTINCT TO KILL. Let's haunt this bitch! Now Charles, weve not yet discussed my fee. I meant to say. (draws door.) Why is Ohio so powerful?! *attempts to jump again. Shes always like Get a job! or Why is your hair purple? or I shouldve left, like your father. The point is, Maybe we can help each other out, DON'T YOU WANT A PAL? 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